deerlyBeloved

[almightythirst]

deerlyBeloved: DEADEYE I'm not good. Not bad. But I sure as hell ain't ugly. This rough-and-tumble cowboy is a whole lot of trouble wrapped up in one ruggedly attractive package. He's got the looks, and he's got the moves—but he's also got a checkered past that could scare off even the most ardent of admirers.  Want to try your hand at getting past his roguish exterior to reach the heart of gold underneath? Think you can convince this lone ranger he's deserving of love after all? Or are you just looking to save a horse and ride a cowboy? Whatever you're looking for, you're in the right place darlin'.

( Jesse McCree | 38 | male | bisexual cowboy )

Comments

[tagartist]

ok; he's not still her teacher

you know technically speaking with you being a future guy i'm actually WAY older than you
i'm like
old enough to be reaper's mom
how weird is that?????
time is wild

[almightythirst]

Why'd you have to use HIM as an example

You could choose maybe
Just about anyone else

Also calling bullshit on your future math, but that's a bang-up try

shit cw for adult/minor stuff my bad

[tagartist]

idk cause you're the same age
i guess i coulda said frank, he was cool before he went psycho
he slept with rachel too
OH or damon, he was frank's boss, altho idk how old he was, i was like 16 so all adults seemed super ancient you know????

NUH-UH I'M RIGHT
angela said you guys were from like 2076 or something right???
and i was born in 1994
so i'd be like

...


82
yeah
def old enough to be reaper's mom
unless he's 100 or something

no worries \o/ !

[almightythirst]

There's a lot to unpack there and I feel like doing it while you're this drunk isn't the greatest idea

And in that case, you should get yourself to bed gramma

Sleep this off

[tagartist]

i'm not tired!!
but fiiiiine, i can take a hint

[almightythirst]

I'll stop by tomorrow with some water and a few hangover cures. You'll thank me in the morning Price.