Deerington Inbox

[almightythirst]

Hey there, stranger. Don't think I gotta explain the situation: you called, I didn't pick up. Leave me a message and maybe I'll get back to you.

[ Audio / Video / Text ]

Comments

[newtralize]

I fail to find what makes this story funny, actually. Is this something humorous in the future?

[It may seem sarcastic, but he definitely is asking quite genuinely. Where is the funny part about the story? Isn't presents good???]

Well, that aside, it's wonderful you got a present. I think you're quite deserving of one, although I can't say if there are particular reasons why you're receiving one or not. Wonderful nonetheless.

[almightythirst]

Oh yeah, hilarious. I'll tell you all about it next time we run into each other. ]

[ It wouldn't surprise him that Newt doesn't get it. He wouldn't have been the first here to be confused by one of Jesse's turns of phrase. ]

So are you saying you don't know a thing about the thing I'm looking at right now? Nice looking bottle of something probably alcoholic?

[newtralize]

I'm under the impression this won't actually happen, honestly.

[Sometimes he just takes things too literal. Also, he finds that text is a shoddy way to express oneself at times. One can't read the other at all with text!!!]

The butterb

Ah fiddlesticks.

[He's so bad at playing dumb, Jesse. He tried.]