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[almightythirst]

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Backdated to December 25th

[azurestar]

[On Christmas, Jesse will get a package from Lance. Inside are a pair of seemingly normal looking cowboy spurs. But when he attaches them to his boots, he'll find that they light up with spinning and flashing colors like one of those kids sneakers that was super popular in the 90s. And after a few steps, he'll hear this start to play from mini speakers in them. The attached note says:]

Modern cowboys require modern spurs. Put these bad boys on at the next party and you're sure to get aaaalll the ladies hanging off your arm. Merry Christmas, pardner.

- Lance

[If he searches the spurs a bit, he can find the batteries and take them out to turn off the silly novelty mechanisms. But why would you want to?]

[almightythirst]

[ You can bet that, every time Jesse wears these in the future, he's keeping the batteries in. ]