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[almightythirst]

Hey there, stranger. Don't think I gotta explain the situation: you called, I didn't pick up. Leave me a message and maybe I'll get back to you.

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text; 1/? i'm not apologizing for any of this

[tagartist]

hey did you know that clint eastwood wore the same exact poncho in The Man With No Name trilogy without ever getting it washed? i guess he was a real method actor, huh. still kinda gross.

[tagartist]

and he also was like super anti smoking and having to constantly have the cigars for the character actually made him super sick

[tagartist]

hey, did you start smoking to be like clint eastwood? it's okay if you did

[tagartist]

there's a tiny toy cowboy here tho and he would probably tell you smoking is bad and that cowboys shouldn't do it because kids look up to them

[tagartist]

john wayne's fave of all his movies was the searchers and like i don't blame him, that movie was the shit

[tagartist]

the great train robbery was the first american western AND the first movie to ever tell a complete story. apparently when the dude unloads his gun in the last scene, the audience totally flipped and thought they were getting shot at because they'd never had a close up like that before

[tagartist]

it still sucked tho

[tagartist]

the assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford is apparently the most accurate representation of jesse james' life according to his descendants

[tagartist]

did you ever see it? we should watch it. brad pitt's hot af

[tagartist]

you kinda remind me of him

shit i knew that would happen

[tagartist]

UH NOT BECAUSE I THINK YOU'RE HOT

MOTHER FUCKER TWICE IN A ROW

[tagartist]

i mean not that you're NOT hot!! just not like

[tagartist]

i meant more like in a couple of his roles like in thelma and louise and that jesse james movie and he was kinda funny and sort of warm and looked a little like you but also just like had the same kind of presence you know what i'm saying holy shit i'm gonna stop

[tagartist]

anyway

[tagartist]

i forget what my original point was with all this

[tagartist]

oh yeah i'm bored and you should come watch westerns with me soon so that i can be like not bored

[tagartist]

at least i can promise to not talk through the movie

[tagartist]

ayyyy mute jokes

okay i'm done

[tagartist]

please save me from myself jesse i'm dying

good, apologize for nothing

[almightythirst]

So what I'm hearing is you want to watch some quality cinema with a handsome fella. Also that you know more about westerns than me, which is bruising my pride a little.

But not so bad that I'm not on my way. Ashe's door unlocked, or am I gonna have to pick it?

[tagartist]

i probably know more movies than you period. i'm kind of a cinema junkie.

i'm pretty sure she left it unlocked when she went to work, but i like that you resort to breaking and entering instead of just asking me to open the door anyway.

[almightythirst]

I need the practice, plus it's fun and would get Ashe all riled up to boot

and you're recovering. You got to stay in bed. I'm doing you a favor

[tagartist]

getting someone who's threatened to shoot you on the regular riled up some kind of old past time for ya?

what would i do without you lookin out

[almightythirst]

Everybody needs a hobby!

And this is a real old one, just ask Ashe


You'd be fine I reckon, just more bored. Lucky for you I'm already halfway there

[tagartist]

yeah? what, she gonna tell me you liked to pull her pigtails on the playground

not all heroes wear capes. ig some wear ponchos!