I can't believe I've gone a full year not knowing how cool you really are.

[ She feels cheated.

But she snorts at once or twice. She can't help it. ] Please. Showing up at the wrong place once or twice is why the cops hate me in Arcadia Bay, but it definitely never made anyone blame me for a train heist. [ A beat. ] ... Although I guess they did try and arrest me for kidnapping once. Which maybe isn't better. But I still never got a wanted bounty out of it!