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[almightythirst]

Hey there, stranger. Don't think I gotta explain the situation: you called, I didn't pick up. Leave me a message and maybe I'll get back to you.

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[tagartist]

i knew i hooked up with her for a reason

it's from a super awesome movie that i clearly need to add to the list of OTHER super awesome movies that you have to see

[almightythirst]

[ .....................

wait, what ]

You did what with who now

wait

don't tell me I don't actually want to know

[tagartist]

okay then i won't

[almightythirst]

good thanks

So this movie is about what now

[tagartist]

it's called elf and it's about a human named buddy who was adopted by elves when he was a baby and he finds out he's not really an elf (being like 6'+ probably tipped off most normal people but buddy's kind of a moron) so he goes to NYC to find the answers to his past and is also exposed to what capitalism has done to christmas. case and point, meeting santa but it's not really santa it's just a santa in a macy's. you sit on a throne of lies.






it was more than once btw
i almost asked her out officially but then she said some shitty things to me, and then max showed up, and then she left

[almightythirst]

Sounds like either a holiday classic or something you made up just now to mess with me

Also WHAT DID I JUST SAY

Now you're double grounded

[tagartist]

the former, it's fucking amazing

WHAT
i'm telling mom

[almightythirst]

Y'know that ain't how this works

[tagartist]

i am like 200% sure it is exactly how this works

[almightythirst]

Then you're 200% wrong

[tagartist]

one of us has way more experience being a bratty teenage daughter than the other does being a parent, so i think we should both save face and admit i’m doin it right while i go tattle to ashe