[ She was about to clarify the varying levels of cool when he goes and gets all shocked by that. Woops. Maybe she should've been more detailed.

She's holding up her hands in defense. ]

The charges were never even filed, I promise! [ This is a terrible start. ] I didn't actually kidnap anyone, just like you didn't actually rob a train. Rachel's stupid parents got all freaked out when we ditched school and called the police and turned it into a huge thing, so when I got back, they went to arrest me and got me expelled. It was hella dumb, but rich people are insane mother fuckers.